Vampires Suck (2010)

By Shane Rivers

Vampires Suck is the latest film from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Epic Movie, Date Movie, and Meet the Spartans). I have a better title: This Movie Sucks.

3 Responses to “Vampires Suck”

  1. Adult Movie Parodies - Adult Parody Movies says:
    March 5, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    [...] This Isn’t The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – The XXX Parody (2010) – While their big screen counterparts frolic in meadows and gaze longingly at one another, Jenna Haze and her pals take full advantage of werewolf lust and vampiric stamina. You’ll never look at Edward and Jacob the same way again. Hey, it’s at least as good as Vampires Suck. [...]

  2. Shane Rivers says:
    August 21, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Thanks. That’s all it deserved.

  3. Roxanne says:
    August 21, 2010 at 7:10 am

    Is that your whole review? Succinct. I like it.

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